Bindr of Daemns
“This country’s probably the psychiatric, psychoanalytical capital of the world. Old Freud himself could never’ve dreamed up a more devoted bunch of disciples than the population of the United States—isn’t that right? Our whole damn culture is geared to it; it’s the new religion; it’s everybody’s intellectual and spiritual sugar-tit.”
—Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road
WE'RE BACK!!! (next week)
Next week Month 2 of 5Lights kicks off.
Boy, that sentence was slightly less than explosive. Hm. How bout:
MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!!!!! WE’RE BACK, Y’ALL, GONNA RUN THIS WEBSITE RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH A STEAMROLLER OF AWESOME!!!
BE THERE, UNLESS YOU’RE IN JAIL, AND IF YOU ARE, BREAK OUT!!!!!
Yeah, that’s better.
Monday we’ll be starting up with a whole new crew of artists, all geared up and ready to knock your socks off.
{We would humbly request you put on socks, that we make knock them off}
The Crew of Month 2 (or, as Katie West calls them, Team Voltron, because…well…she’s nuts, BUT ADORABLE):
- Chad Michael Ward (photography)
- Star St. Germain (music)
- Laura Taylor (video)
- Ray Fawkes (illustration)
- Meaghan O’ Connell (writing)
If you know the names, you know what you’re in for, and you’re already thinking about what to do with your socks after they’ve been knocked off.
If you don’t know the names, THAT’S WHY WE HYPERLINKED ‘EM. We’re all in this together, see.
Y’all have yourselves a good weekend, fireworks and barbeques or laughing at the crazy folk in that weird country with the cowboys and the guns.
Be seeing you.
P.S. reblog this, if you please, let your friends, lovers, family, enemies, that kid you hate at the market, let ‘em all know. Let ‘em know we’re coming. And HELL’S COMING WITH US.
HELL’S.
COMING.
WITH US.
via www.webomatica.com
This actually is what I see everytime I drink coffee. Every. Single. Time.
TWO MEN AT AN AD AGENCY DISCUSS A NEW AD FOR LOW-FAT ICE CREAM
“How about for our low-fat ice cream we use a skinny cow as our mascot? People would like a skinny cow.”
“That sounds good. Let’s do it!”
“But wait, one more thing.”
“What?”
“We should make them want to fuck the cow.”
“I… don’t think that’s appropriate.”
“No, no, hear me out. The ice cream is low-fat. The ice cream will make you skinny. Skinny = sexy. The ice cream comes from milk, which comes from cows. A sexy, skinny cow. It makes perfect sense!”
“Cows wouldn’t eat the low-fat ice cream, though. Cows eat grass. And they MAKE milk.”
“Well maybe the, uh, skinny sexy cow… got milked?”
“You’re suggesting we show a sexy cow, with the implication that the sexy cow got MILKED and that her SEXY COW MILK went into the ice cream that we want people to buy and eat?”
“Kinda.”
“You disgust me.”
“…”
“…”
“Don’t people buy more food when they have an erection?”
“I think you mean when they’re hungry.”
“No no, this is from personal experience.”
“You’re a terrible person.”
“I know. And I’m also your boss. Now let’s make us a cow ad that gives people boners so they buy ice cream.”
The Potluck Burger
A burger with sliced hot dogs, potato salad, mac and cheese, tomato, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.
(submitted by Jeeves)
Suddenly, I’m hungry.
