Grand Theft Conversation
Cerebus -1
prisoner -i
xantha -(-1)^1/2
Cerebus says, "-i is just 1."
prisoner says, "no."
Cerebus says, "Yes."
xantha says, "no"
xantha says, "your mom"
prisoner says, "MAJORITY RULES"
Cerebus says, "even in math?"
prisoner says, "AND... YOUR MOM"
Cerebus says, "Even in math?"
prisoner says, "YES"
Cerebus says, "Wait, that makes NO sense."
prisoner says, "Your Mom... EVEN IN MATH"
xantha says, "(-i)^2 = 1"
xantha says, "your mom even in math in bed!"
Cerebus says, "(-1)^2 = YOUR MOM"
prisoner says, "HA"
You say, "O(RLY)?"
Mar 28th
Don't Let Them Confuse You
Cerebus says, "Did it work?"
Cerebus knows that the fact that he recommends something may mean that B will possibly avoid it, even if he had been ready to read it in the first place.
xantha says, "he is as contrary as me"
xantha says, "so maybe if _I_ say you have persuaded me NOT to read it"
Cerebus wonders now if B thinks that Cerebus is using reverse psychology on him.
xantha says, "he will be persuaded TO read it"
Cerebus says, "Perhaps."
xantha says, "extra reverse psychology"
xantha says, "reversepsych++"
xantha says, "or something"
Cerebus says, "Perhaps ((reversepsych++)--)++"
xantha says, "aye"
Cerebus says, "One step forward..."
Cerebus says, "One step back and one step forward again."
Cerebus says, "Perhaps, it should be HokeyPokey(((reversepsych++)--)++)"
Cerebus says, "Or, I guess, semantically, it should be WhatItsAllAbout =
TurnYourselfAround(HokeyPokey(ShakeItAllAbout(((reversepsych++)--)++)))"
Binder narrows his eyes.
Mar 7th